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Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 7, 2009 11:21 AM
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I'd vote for him.
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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports..
We will use the ' Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!
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http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/i-have-decided-to-become-a-write-in-candidate/blog-13501/
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Re: Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 7, 2009 1:12 PM
in response to: walterbyrd
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It's bogus per snopes.com . Lovely thoughts (for the most part).
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Re: Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 7, 2009 4:36 PM
in response to: Gracie
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I disagree with execution by same method of the crime.
If you cannibalized your victims private area, for example, it is unfair to ask the executioner to do the same.
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Re: Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 8, 2009 3:18 AM
in response to: walterbyrd
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Cosby's having fun here's a few from my wish list
I want Wal-Mart and other pure crap selling super mega godzilla size stores shut down as soon as possible bring the old mom and pop stores back. Sell them and give the proceeds thru SBA loans
I want all the bloody pizzeria's, deli's, car washes, gas stations, candy stores etc to have people working their that pay taxes including the fr%*ng owners who also get away with bloody murder wtf 12 hour days 7 days a week not even a animal should have to work like that
I want Law Enforcement Officials to be able to conduct INS status check if your illegal call the paddy wagon I want police to carry huge nets at all times if any of them try to make a run for it
I want as many nuclear plant as are needed built asap far enough away from cities for them to be safe
I want to relocate as many military bases near the southern border as possible and to provide an alternative to the communities that make their living from the presence of these bases
I want the ghouls from goldman sachs , wall st vampires rounded up and relocated to guantanamo bay along with Chairman Greenspan
I want all the traitors holding dual citizen ship kicked out of the nation minus their $$$
wtf are you some kind of ***** ???
I want politicians caught making pro big corp laws which lead to job losses or harm the economy burned at the stake after being tortured appropriately bring the inquisition back
And NO MORE importing of cheap labor thru corp welfare visa's
God Bless America
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Re: Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 8, 2009 11:28 AM
in response to: Bill Nafta Gates
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I'd agree with most of that except for the dual passport business (In addition to my US passport I have an EU one) 
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Re: Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 9, 2009 7:55 PM
in response to: Bill Nafta Gates
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Cosby didn't write that. It was written by an up-and-coming-wannabe-Republican. At the time of writing, he probably had just taken off his Internet learning training wheels and decided to give the real thing a whirl.
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Re: Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 9, 2009 8:02 PM
in response to: -l0l0l-
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> Cosby didn't write that. It was written by an
> up-and-coming-wannabe-Republican. At the time of
> writing, he probably had just taken off his Internet
> learning training wheels and decided to give the real
> thing a whirl.
I'm voting for him.
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Re: Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 9, 2009 8:20 PM
in response to: USCitizen
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> > Cosby didn't write that. It was written by an
> > up-and-coming-wannabe-Republican. At the time of
> > writing, he probably had just taken off his
> Internet
> > learning training wheels and decided to give the
> real
> > thing a whirl.
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> I'm voting for him.
Ghost voting? Neither of the poser, the original author nor Cosby are running.
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Re: Bill Cosby running for Office
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Nov 10, 2009 9:43 AM
in response to: -l0l0l-
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> > > Cosby didn't write that. It was written by an
> > > up-and-coming-wannabe-Republican. At the time
> of
> > > writing, he probably had just taken off his
> > Internet
> > > learning training wheels and decided to give the
> > real
> > > thing a whirl.
> >
> > I'm voting for him.
>
> Ghost voting? Neither of the poser, the original
> author nor Cosby are running.
The vote for me.
Dice.USCitizen
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